A disastrous start? I have a traitor with an incredibly powerful background.

No romantic pairing + lighthearted and humorous style (The main story is complete)

The most powerful connections in the Three Realms!!!

Yang Jiao transmigrated into the body of Erlang Shen's older sister before she was even born;

Just when he was at his wit's end, thinking that he would be pierced through by the Great Golden Crow more than ten years later, the Mythical Card Draw System arrived.

You can draw the abilities of Yang Jian, Nezha, Sun Wukong, and the Twelve Golden Immortals!

He plucked the merits of the Primordial Heavenly Venerable at the age of one.

To rebuild Nezha's physical body.

Whenever he had free time, he would run to Flower Fruit Mountain and use his Heavenly Eye to perform an ultrasound on Sun Wukong inside the stone.

After changing her fate, she looked back and wondered, "Huh? Why is everyone following me around calling me 'Big Sister'?"

With the promise of dying on the same day, month, and year, even the promising Yu Ding, Yun Zhongzi, Maitreya, and Ksitigarbha would have to risk their lives for Yang Jiao.

The Three Pure Ones were so eager to fight each other to take him as a disciple that the Twelve Golden Immortals called out every day: "Fellow Daoist, please wait."

The Jade Emperor would shout every day: "My niece, come to Heaven and become a goddess!"

Western religions occasionally proclaim: You have a karmic connection with Buddha.

Before I knew it, I had become the group's darling.

Author's Online Warning:

This isn't really suitable for those who prefer light-hearted, logically-driven, prehistoric or mythological settings.

Summary: A lighthearted, humorous story that avoids the ancient Chinese fantasy, the Investiture of the Gods, and Journey to the West themes.