A crazy guy who just got out of prison

[A new genre for 2025, crazy, genius, satisfying, funny, urban, no system, no cultivation, no superpowers, invincible background]

An uninvited guest arrived today at a forbidden prison.

"Where is this child from? He's so delicate and frail, we might as well just throw him out; we can't raise him anyway," the thin man said. "Old Dao, you wouldn't dare! I brought this child back myself!"

"You wicked woman, are you overflowing with maternal love? Are you sure you want to raise this child?"

"Why not? We're all guilty people anyway. Meeting is fate. The jade pendant around this child's neck has the character 'Xiang' on it. Let's name him Xiangyang (Facing the Sun), hoping he'll be more cheerful after he gets out and not end up like us..."

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"Xiaoyang, what if you accidentally kill someone and someone sees it?" The thin man stood in front of the blackboard and questioned the child in front of him.

"run……"

"wrong!"

"Go and turn yourself in..."

"wrong!"

"What...what is that?"

"You should kill the other person too, that way no one will know what you did, that's the answer!"

"Grandpa Dao, didn't you say we should always do good?" the child asked in confusion.

"This is what it means to be wholeheartedly good. We're killing someone to go down and keep him company, so the two of us won't be lonely. We'll have company on the road to the underworld."

Young Xiangyang nodded, seemingly understanding but not quite...